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Stoolee: The Ultimate Gag

Laugh out loud with Stoolee, the funniest novelty product you'll ever encounter!

About Stoolee's Story

About Stoolee

Explore our hilarious Stoolee product

WHAT IS STOOLEE™?
Stoolee is not just a stool.
It’s a tiny plastic step stool housed in a clear medical cylinder — a sample jar, if you will. It’s a stool sample.
Yes, really.

💡 WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH STOOLEE™?

🩺 Start conversations you’ll immediately regret
🛋️ Decorate your desk with questionable taste
🎁 Give the gift of confusion for birthdays, retirements, or colonoscopies
🧘 Meditate on it — Stoolee’s silence is calming
📸 Use it in pranks, photoshoots, or viral videos
👩‍🔬 Display it in your "curiosity cabinet" (a.k.a. your junk shelf)
📦 Leave it on someone’s doorstep anonymously and enjoy the chaos

TESTIMONIALS:
"I gave one to my boss. I now work in a storage closet."
— Debbie, Assistant Regional Manager

"It’s the only stool sample I’ve ever laughed at."
— Dr. Paul, Gastroenterologist

"I got one for my grandma. She’s... concerned."
— Kyle, Disowned Grandson

RAVE REVIEWS:

"Stoolee changed my life. I'm just not sure how."
— Dave, Allegedly Normal Person

"I ordered one as a joke. Now I talk to it daily."
— Sharon, Probably Needs a Hug

"My doctor said I needed to bring in a stool sample. I brought Stoolee. He did not laugh."
— Tom, Looking for a New Doctor

"I left Stoolee on the break room table. HR is investigating."
— Anonymous (for legal reasons)

Stoolee's Favorite Stool & Poop Jokes

What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad Shooter.
What's the definition of surprise? A fart with a lump in it.
Ready for a poop joke? No, they stink.
Children are like farts. Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else's are horrendous.
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nevermind. It's too corny.
What's big and brown and behind the wall? Humpty's Dump.
Poop jokes aren't my favorite jokes. But they're a solid #2.
Stop making me laugh. You'll make me puma pants.
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reasons.
Which part of a trilogy is always a stinker? The turd part.
What did you get when you mix castor oil with holy water? A religious movement.
When is the best time to go to the restroom? Poo-thirty.